Let me just start by saying I was an awesome mom in 2006. I mean, I had it down. I was chock full of ‘my kid won’t……’

• -throw ridiculous fits
• -disrespect me
• -act like a spoiled brat
• -look unkempt in public
• -have bizarre injuries
• -be late for events
• -be messy
• -cause me to be messy messier

I was such a good mom.

Then I had kids.

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